Remember when we had our science fair projects next to each other in junior high. Remember then you weighted twice as much as me. Remember when your mom told you to stay away from that older girl she was nothing but trouble. Well, guess what buddy I am going to be trouble and it won’t be long now until we have restored order around here. I am supposed to be the skinny one and you are supposed to be my “chubby little 7th grader” REMEMBER!