Wayne is renown for his complete lack of musical aptitude or appreciation, so how is it for the past 2 days he has been living the refrain from the Lazy Man song. How did he hear this, I mean really, how did he hear it???? I have too many witnesses who can verify it is not just selective hearing loss when he is supposedly listening to me, but the real deal. Even after having ear surgery and the titanium eardrum there was only a small improvement. So how did he hear it!
And where did he hear it!! This from a man who makes the musicians at a restaurant take a break or at turn it down. This from a man who has purchased 3 albums in his lifetime, (yes, he probably has collectors wanting his Carpenters and Bread LP’s) and the other was a Rod Stewart singing big band CD, SOOOO where did this come from? I had to use my Shazam phone app – I had never heard this song.
Therefore, I feel confident in saying, he didn’t hear the verses, wouldn’t understand them if he had, and most definitely wouldn’t be able to recite a verse, given the fact the only song he can sing more that one verse to is his signature song, the famous“Pooper Scooper” song.
Here is the refrain he has been living for the last 2 days:
“Today I don’t feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
So leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything.”
To better days ahead – W&P